Pickup Line Critic Pillows

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

"Yes, but am I the biggest dick you've ever met?"

"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"There's something different about you."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

He's Tasty!

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'