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'I usually have a beard but my last girlfriend was a fire eater with the circus, which also explains the burnt toast smell.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"So, back to my place?"

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker