Love Line Enthusiast T-Shirts

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Dialogue

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Whale Romance

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

You make me want to be a better bum.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Dreaming of Love

Cupid

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart