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"How can I access this heart?"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Dialogue

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Fresh fish

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Valentines Balloons

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

You make me want to be a better bum.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Whale Romance

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"You complete me, Barbara."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Dreaming of Love

Cupid

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart