Love Line Aficionado Mugs

"How can I access this heart?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Dialogue

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Fresh fish

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Cupid

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Dreaming of Love

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'