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Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Dancing in pyjamas

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Swing dancers.

'We are so in sync!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'They call it the people dance.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Prisoner still life painting.

Disco Dancing

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Dancing woman

Two women dancing in period dresses

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

A Masked Ball

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

French Animal Noises.

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.