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'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

Rapunzel on prom night.

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Social Butterfly

'It looks to me as though the Yeti's into line dancing'

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"

Won't you Charleston with me?

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Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.

I think he likes you.

Latin Jazz fusion

"O.K.number two, now put your right foot in and shake it all about."

"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."

Jazz hooves!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"Now shake it all about."

"Seniors again. Grabbed an armful of polka CDs and just waltzed right out."

"He wants £40,000 a week, a £2,000 win bonus and a choregraphed dance routine when he scores."

The only thing worse than elevator music is being stuck on an elevator with someone who loves it.

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

"This particular species is believed to have traveled in troupes."

The Conga Line of Past Selves.

Around the horn with Henri Matisse

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

"I don't mind a little dancing when you're doing the kingdom's business but I don't want to see the piper's pay on your expense report."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Whoever thought twerking was entertaing is crazy.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Omara Portuondo