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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Party Animals.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

The Rise of Modern Art

Baby rocks!

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"