Laboratory Wanderer Gifts

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Free Range Employees.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

German School

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"I read 'Art News.'"

"I'm after the history section."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

You are here.

'Catch this!'

"My kid could do that."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Cavemen Exhibit

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'