Laboratory Wanderer Mugs

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Free Range Employees.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

German School

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"I'm after the history section."

"I read 'Art News.'"

You are here.

'Catch this!'

"My kid could do that."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'