Country Lane Explorer Gifts

Caravan towed by bike.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Farmer and FIsherman

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

About time!

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Dogs and Chickens

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Car Journey.

Just in time

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Hiker's right of way.

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?