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Man lost looking at city map.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Airplane food

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Will that be coach?'

"Hell: The Airport"

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."