Traveler Friend Prints

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane Mode.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Vaccination Passport

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Airplane food

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Airport

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Will that be coach?'

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."