Train Journeys Gifts

Reasons to cancel the run no 148: ' a leaf on the track.'

Please wake me at V...

You couldn't move faster, could you?

Two men arguing on a train journey

She's listening, steer the conversation round to how you're gonna be on tv, drop a few names...

Leg Stretching

Have Your Ticket Ready...

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

Heading off with a packed bag

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Airport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Well did he?"

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't