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Lady asking train guard if smoking is allowed

Down in the tube station at midnight.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Packed like sardines

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Airport

Latest Railway Marvel.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

A white collar cow.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

The next fast train has gone.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Run from the hills!

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Sushi Train Spotters

An Appreciation

"Are we there yet?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

S**t Creek Halt

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

HS2 time bomb...