Trains Pillows

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"

'Like I said son, survival is all about location, location, location!'

'I hate when they do this.'

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

If life was fair.

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

The European Locomotive from Angela's Merkelwerke

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The Railway Children - Still waiting

'Reasons to cancel run No. 148 'A leaf on the track''

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Underground Mindfulness

The End Is Near

"Stan, are you sure this is going to work?"

No Talking on the Train.

'The delayed train has much improved suspension air conditioning and a five star buffet, happy now?'

'Trainspotters'

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

Wrong side of the tracks.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

'Will you knock it off! You're getting out of line.'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'

Channel rail link.

Well thank god for side impact panels!

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway