Steam Trains Pillows

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

Dug had asked Patsy to see her Chuff.

Carefree luggage.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Well did he?"

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

A white collar cow.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?