Steam Engines Pillows

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

'Even though we were replaced by steam engines, these were rated by how much horsepower they generated...'

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"I accidentally double-booked the swingers' festival with the vintage steam rally."

Carefree luggage.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Well did he?"

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

The next fast train has gone.

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Sushi Train Set.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Run from the hills!