Steam Engines Mugs

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

'Even though we were replaced by steam engines, these were rated by how much horsepower they generated...'

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"I accidentally double-booked the swingers' festival with the vintage steam rally."

Carefree luggage.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Well did he?"

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

The next fast train has gone.

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?