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Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Those Were The Days

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Ballon escapee

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

An Appreciation

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'