Literary Pilgrim Gifts

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sparkling Water

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Universe of reading

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Stephen King

Newspaper

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

A writer goes sailing.

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Subway Library

A friar

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

Meet the Author Online.

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

Man on the way to Stratford - 'Shakespeare's Town'

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

“How was the beach?”

'Welcome to Lourdes'

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."