Paperback Pilgrim Gifts

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Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Sparkling Water

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Newspaper

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Computer literate Monk

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

A friar

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'

Techno Geeks.

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

'He likes his books... unputdownable.'

Saint Peter at the gates looking through a book entitled 'User Name'.

"What a Luddite! I bought him a Kindle, but he'll only read hard copy."