Paperback Pilgrim Gifts

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Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Sparkling Water

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Newspaper

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Computer literate Monk

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

A friar

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

Do you think computer games are as good as real life? Virtually.

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'

Techno Geeks.

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

'He likes his books... unputdownable.'

Saint Peter at the gates looking through a book entitled 'User Name'.

"What a Luddite! I bought him a Kindle, but he'll only read hard copy."