Prescription Pilgrim Gifts

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sparkling Water

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Newspaper

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Computer literate Monk

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

A friar

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

Meet the Author Online.

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

"We're out of the 500 mg size."

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

Glasses

PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.'

Techno Geeks.

Saint Peter at the gates looking through a book entitled 'User Name'.

Retirement and healthcare.