Retail Pilgrim Gifts

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Brick and Mortar

Newspaper

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'No thanks, just looking.'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Computer literate Monk

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Super Homeworld

Final clearance sale.

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

SAGE (unknown model)

Meet the Author Online.

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

'Our dignity was the first thing to go.'

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

'You mean - this ISN'T the men's fitting room at Marks and Sparks??'

Tallit barcode