Retail Pilgrim Mugs

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Newspaper

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Brick and Mortar

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Computer literate Monk

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'No thanks, just looking.'

Super Homeworld

SAGE (unknown model)

Final clearance sale.

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Meet the Author Online.

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

'Our dignity was the first thing to go.'

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

Tallit barcode

'You mean - this ISN'T the men's fitting room at Marks and Sparks??'