Pasta Pilgrim Mugs

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Al Dante

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Spaghetti Road

Holy Macaroni,

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Workaholic goes to Pisa

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

Newspaper

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Spaghetto

Noodle exchange program.

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'