Plant-based Pilgrim Mugs

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'New Barbeque.'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

Newspaper

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

The early days of tofurkey.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"How almond milk is made"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

Computer literate Monk

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Butcher shop +

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Free Range Tofurkey.

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."