Plant-based Pilgrim Gifts

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Queen of Quinoa

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Newspaper

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Computer literate Monk

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

Butcher shop +

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano