Plant-based Partygoer Gifts

Vegetarian Party

'Do you have a traditional lacto-vegan Christmas dinner?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Monster Roller Coaster

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

Woolly tofu.

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

Vegan Menu

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

Man in vegan retaurant: 'I'll eat anything with a pulse.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'