Pilgrimage Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."

Wheelchair Returns after Lourdes

The Vineyard

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

John Bunyan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Chill Out Worshippers!

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Rainbow/Horizon

On board the MS Hepatology

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Hotel Room

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

The Finding Yourself Hour.