Pilgrimages Mugs

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

John Bunyan

Sparkling Water

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"A textbook landing..."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

A friar

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'California: Here I come!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Man on the way to Stratford - 'Shakespeare's Town'

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

CEOs are pushing further and harder...

The guru is on a book-signing tour. Back in 3 months.

Lourdes Miracles.

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'