Pilgrimage Gifts

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

Lourdes Miracles.

'Welcome to Lourdes'

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

John Bunyan

Sparkling Water

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Newspaper

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

A friar

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

Man on the way to Stratford - 'Shakespeare's Town'

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

Techno Geeks.

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'

Wheelchair Returns after Lourdes

"I'll be here on your way back."