Pilgrimage T-Shirts

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

Lourdes Miracles.

'Welcome to Lourdes'

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

John Bunyan

Sparkling Water

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Newspaper

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

A friar

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

Man on the way to Stratford - 'Shakespeare's Town'

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"I reserve the right to refuse eternal wisdom to anyone."

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

Do you think computer games are as good as real life? Virtually.

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

Techno Geeks.

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

No Caption. (Ancient Egyptian mail carrier is seen delivering to pyramid shaped mailboxes in front of the pyramids of Giza.)

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'

Wheelchair Returns after Lourdes