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"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Sparkling Water

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Computer literate Monk

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

A friar

'Here's the state of the art gym, here's the coffee bar and internet cafe ... oh, yeah - and this little thing over here is the new sanctuary.'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

"I reserve the right to refuse eternal wisdom to anyone."

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

Lourdes Miracles.

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

No Caption. (Ancient Egyptian mail carrier is seen delivering to pyramid shaped mailboxes in front of the pyramids of Giza.)

Saint Peter at the gates looking through a book entitled 'User Name'.

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'