Modern-day Pilgrims Pillows

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Sparkling Water

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Computer literate Monk

A friar

'Here's the state of the art gym, here's the coffee bar and internet cafe ... oh, yeah - and this little thing over here is the new sanctuary.'

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

Lourdes Miracles.

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'

Saint Peter at the gates looking through a book entitled 'User Name'.

Wheelchair Returns after Lourdes