Pisa Pilgrim Gifts

Workaholic goes to Pisa

John Bunyan

Sparkling Water

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Newspaper

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

A friar

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

"I reserve the right to refuse eternal wisdom to anyone."

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

'Welcome to Lourdes'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

Lourdes Miracles.

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

No Caption. (Ancient Egyptian mail carrier is seen delivering to pyramid shaped mailboxes in front of the pyramids of Giza.)

Roman Catholics have launched a search for a Patron Saint of the Internet.

Wheelchair Returns after Lourdes

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'

"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."

"I'll be here on your way back."