Holy Land Pilgrim Pillows

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Monk on the beach

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Airports.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Cherub on a cloud

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

A friar

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'And did you pack that yourself'

Lourdes Miracles.

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

'I want to charter a tour of the promised land, double occupancy for 40,000...'

'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'