Holy Travelers Pillows

Airports.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

The joy of sects.

Monk on the beach

Cherub on a cloud

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

"For this I went to seminary."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Confessions on a plane.

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

In Case of Emergency

Jesus Fish

Last day of school.

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'