Holy Travelers Prints

Airports.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

The joy of sects.

Monk on the beach

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Cherub on a cloud

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"Avoid hungry bears."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

Confessions on a plane.

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

"For this I went to seminary."

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

In Case of Emergency

Last day of school.