Holy Vacationer Prints

Monk on the beach

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Airports.

Overdoing it.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Cherub on a cloud

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'How was your holiday?'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Scene on the English coast.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

John takes a personivacation.

Seaside

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

"Here's a good spot, Hon."