Holy Hiker Gifts

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Golfing Bishop.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

Monk on the beach

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Airports.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Bear Recycling.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."