Holy Hiker Mugs

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Golfing Bishop.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Priest with Christian symbol

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

Monk on the beach

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Bear Signpost.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Airports.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Bear Recycling.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'