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"He was never one to waste words."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"Cat got your tongue?"

The men of your dreams

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Sid James

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Silent Night.

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

Giuseppe Fortunino Francesco Verdi.

You're right - I can hear the desert!

'I'd like to return this book. All the pages are blank.'

'Shhh! Keep your voice down!...Whoops, there I go again! When I'm not working at the library I can't stop shushing people!'

I don't know about you, but I've never felt so useless.

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

"Silence is pretty extreme - can we just take a vow of whispering?"