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"He was never one to waste words."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

The men of your dreams

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Sid James

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

Silent Night.

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

Giuseppe Fortunino Francesco Verdi.

'I'd like to return this book. All the pages are blank.'

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

"Silence is pretty extreme - can we just take a vow of whispering?"

Silence Strictly Enforced.