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"No, you're not in a box. You're in an exit row. And I need you to acknowledge that verbally."

Mimes' protesting

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Are you familiar with the concept 'performance art'?'

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

'No problem -- instead of thinking of yourself as a klutz, think of yourself as a performance artist!'

"These pieces are sensitive to changes in light and temperature. The exception is 'Live Man With Axe', who is sensitive only to criticism."

"Welcome to the company Harris, this is Pearson, one of our silent partners."

A woman climbs on a pen.

The Great Laundini

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Senta jumps into the sea

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Juggler and Illusionist

The circus diver.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"