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"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Senta jumps into the sea

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Juggler and Illusionist

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

1,572 Performances.

Interpretive napping

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Circus

I Pagliacci