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Covid Drum

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Juggler and Illusionist

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Circus

Interpretive napping

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

The Costumer Is Always Right

I Heart Juggling

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Mime Flash Mobs.

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

Can Can

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

The Four Flying Flynns...

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'