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Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.

Can-Can Dancer

Theatre refreshments

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Daughters on the beach

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Circus

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Tristan and Isolde

Countess

The Costumer Is Always Right

Little ship of horrors

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

Can Can

Madonna's London stage debut.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Returns"