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Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Circus

Harriet Walter

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

The Costumer Is Always Right

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Can Can

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

Bismark Ballet School

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"No, see...it's more like this...now that's funny!"