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Flash septuplets

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Covid Masks

Three Little Maids from school

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

Interpretive napping

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

1,572 Performances.

I Pagliacci

People chasing a street performer to give money.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

I Heart Juggling

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Can Can

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Those who can can, dance."

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

The Four Flying Flynns...

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"I got replaced by another clown"