Talent Acquisition Aficionado Prints

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Invisible clothes

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Presenter Auditions.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"I always cry at mergers."

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It sold for how much!'

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'I was told you were looking for a man of many hats.'

The Ox Factor

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

HR worker wading through CV's.